Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Why is she cc?


Okay. So, you have read CC's posts. Let's get into why that is her nickname. She simply cannot find a man to fuck that does not have military experience.

Really. She likes it. But to her credit, the "incident" that happened in 114 on Monday, would have taken place whether or not he was an ex-Army guy. He just happened to tell me at the bar (yeah, we drink with guests, inside and outside of working hours) that he served the country (which made it even more likely that CC would be serving him later).

So, what does CC stand for? Camo Cunt, n. female that sleeps only with military men.

Yep. I came up with it. Feel free to use it. Just rememer, you read it here first.

(The pic is not anyone we know. But I am sure CC will run into him at some point.)

*Chase*

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Have a Beer With Obama, just be quiet

Politics and beer do not really mix.

As you may have heard, Pres. Obama addressed both houses of Congress on Tuesday.

The speech did not start until 9 p.m.  Happy hour is over at 7 p.m.  So, I am set, right?  I can hear the president speak with no drunken interruptions.  Wrong.



I had so much homework, and the hotel was so busy on Tuesday that I forgot about the beer.

I had to sit through the speech, with 10 drunk people still in the lobby.  And they were all loudly analyzing every word as if they were the late Tim Russert.  

I won't forget the beer anymore.  

Thank God for Internet video.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

No bathing suits allowed




There are several guys staying at the hotel, working in the telecom industry. They have been here for 20 days and have about 2 more weeks before they check out. 

They are from around the country, and every night at happy hour they tell me something different they have discovered about Pittsburgh.  

Today, I was told by a guy who is staying in one of our many hot tub suits that Pittsburgh girls are especially "freaky," which was more information than I wanted to hear from him.  

His weekend recap didn't stop there. He got her to come back to the hotel with him from Kro Bar in the Strip.  She was upset that she didn't have a bathing suit to enjoy the hot tub in his room.

His tip of the day was we should post a sign in our lobby that says "No Bathing Suits Allowed."

Classy, but probably wouldn't be great for business.